Dan Kass Speaks

This slice of sunshine was sent to me by our very own Head of Shred, Hough 'the Hags' Johnson. The story goes that Dan Kass stopped by the Wyndham in my hometown of Virginia Beach sometime during July 2010, looking for a place to kick back and probably throw a Dan Kass party. Mr. Kass allegedly walked into the hotel lobby, and asked to speak to the manager. Nonchalantly, he began rolling a joint with one hand and then proceeded to light it with a flourish from his Zippo lighter. The manager looked back at him, shocked and aghast, so Dan Kass raised the cannabis cigarette towards the man and offered him a smoke. Shmiidog, a bro employed at the Wyndham at the time recalls the event with clarity. "The clerk hit the J, and Dan Kass chuckled to himself. He remarked 'Take Rips; I Cheese.' The manager must have thought it was weak because he not only gave him a complimentary room, he had me put the phrase up on our sign."